Albeit rocks are cold, hard, and not really loveable, I'd rather love one. Why, you may ask. My question is why would you question that? Here is my logic.

1. Rocks cannot hurt you unless you drop them or throw them on or at yourself; you would need another person in the relationship for them to throw stones. Therefore, dating a rock removes the chance of your lover stoning you. (Rocks dont throw themselves).

2. You would always win arguments. If nothing else, you could throw your partner into the wall and it cannot report abuse. It will, however break into many pieces.

3. The rock gets softer with time. It never has wrinkles and doent even have skin, so no dust.

4. There is not any cost attached to keeping a rock. Maybe ones for your medical bills after the shattered remains fly at you, but nothing a few surgeons cant handle.

5. It is very light and travel friendly (depending on the stone). And it can always be the next fashion statement.

Thats all i can think of. I hope you enjoy it. Any other suggestions, just comment. I'll respond.

I brace myself, see what ive done....

wow the new LP album is really that. New. Not like their old stuff but not so different that it can be called a complete change. Im kinda into it, but mad that they may have sold out. Sell-outs sicken me. I want the real thing.

Boyfriend thief

be what you want

I cant stop you

I showed how i felt

look where that got you

but i care so much that i question

judgement and all my revenge

I think that maybe im just wishing that youre saddened by where i am not.

but the worst isnt what you do,

its how i hold myself

secrets stay in but i wonder

am i just like you if i dont let them out?

im chasing the wrong thing on a pain-filled requisition.

but minor flaw in the plan

after my heart falls-

whats left of me?